Squat Text

Sending/receiving text messages while while taking a shit. See also squat talk

Jim: <banging on door> You've been in the bathroom for over an hour! What the fuck are you doing in there?

Dan: I am squat texting! Leave me alone!

Squat Text by Cell Buzz January 13, 2009

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Squattential

A butt that could be an ASS if it did squats.
Having a sizeable butt that would look amazing if it did squats.

That ass got squattential.

She got that squattential booty.

Squattential by B.O.N May 8, 2015

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