Square John

Consuming alcoholic beverages in a group of 4 individuals, whilst seated in a square formation.

E.g Me: Hey mate, Tom, Kieran, and I are having a few beers, wanna come around for a Square John?

Mate: Of course, can’t say no to a Square John

by Kizdogga December 29, 2019

Square John

A Square John is slang meaning a reliable trust worthy guy. The term originated from Bike Gangs and is common in the Canadian Prison system. It is considered to be a compliment if you are referred to as a Square John

He's cool man, don't worry he's a Square John.

by John-999 February 20, 2011

John Squire

God.

John Squire needs a church

by Britpop Girl March 27, 2022

squarejohn

prison slang. A "square". A working stiff. A law abiding citizen. Female: square john broad.

"He's a squarejohn. Works 9 to 5 at the factory."

Also see sucker. "A squarejohn is always an easy mark."

by Dtat January 9, 2009

squarejohn

n. a lame-o, or. someone who displays no signs of hipness or sense of adventure whatsoever; a person who is overtly conservative, often likely to be a narc; a gaynal

Why did you ask Jason to party with us tonight? He is such a squarejohn; I heard he ratted out Phil for having a dimebag in school.

by Lord Gaynal September 26, 2006