squarejohn

prison slang. A "square". A working stiff. A law abiding citizen. Female: square john broad.

"He's a squarejohn. Works 9 to 5 at the factory."

Also see sucker. "A squarejohn is always an easy mark."

by Dtat January 9, 2009

squarejohn

n. a lame-o, or. someone who displays no signs of hipness or sense of adventure whatsoever; a person who is overtly conservative, often likely to be a narc; a gaynal

Why did you ask Jason to party with us tonight? He is such a squarejohn; I heard he ratted out Phil for having a dimebag in school.

by Lord Gaynal September 26, 2006

Square John

Consuming alcoholic beverages in a group of 4 individuals, whilst seated in a square formation.

E.g Me: Hey mate, Tom, Kieran, and I are having a few beers, wanna come around for a Square John?

Mate: Of course, can’t say no to a Square John

by Kizdogga December 29, 2019

Square John

A Square John is slang meaning a reliable trust worthy guy. The term originated from Bike Gangs and is common in the Canadian Prison system. It is considered to be a compliment if you are referred to as a Square John

He's cool man, don't worry he's a Square John.

by John-999 February 20, 2011

Squaremont

Square, boring Claremont, Southern California. The only college town on earth where you're virtually guaranteed to die of boredom. The only cool thing about it is that supposedly Snoop Doggy Dog lives there.

Summer's over, it's back to faaarkin' Squaremont. Big fat f'in yaaaawn!

by Claremont survivor February 6, 2010