Skip to main content

squarejohn

n. a lame-o, or. someone who displays no signs of hipness or sense of adventure whatsoever; a person who is overtly conservative, often likely to be a narc; a gaynal
Why did you ask Jason to party with us tonight? He is such a squarejohn; I heard he ratted out Phil for having a dimebag in school.
squarejohn by Lord Gaynal September 26, 2006
Related Words

Square John

Consuming alcoholic beverages in a group of 4 individuals, whilst seated in a square formation.
E.g Me: Hey mate, Tom, Kieran, and I are having a few beers, wanna come around for a Square John?

Mate: Of course, can’t say no to a Square John
Square John by Kizdogga December 29, 2019

Square John

A Square John is slang meaning a reliable trust worthy guy. The term originated from Bike Gangs and is common in the Canadian Prison system. It is considered to be a compliment if you are referred to as a Square John
He's cool man, don't worry he's a Square John.
Square John by John-999 February 20, 2011

Squaremont 

Square, boring Claremont, Southern California. The only college town on earth where you're virtually guaranteed to die of boredom. The only cool thing about it is that supposedly Snoop Doggy Dog lives there.
Summer's over, it's back to faaarkin' Squaremont. Big fat f'in yaaaawn!
Squaremont by Claremont survivor February 6, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026