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A kid who plays fortnight and swears for no reason other than they think it makes them cool
Man I hate fortnight sqeekers
Sqeeker by Doommaster704 August 30, 2022

beaker sqeeker 

A desperate science geek that gets horny and has sex with a beaker.
beaker sqeeker by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

beaker sqeeker 

beaker sqeeker by Anonymous January 29, 2003

sow seeker

A guy who notoriously ends up with the ugliest girl at the party.
"Pete's a great guy but his sow seeking will keep bringing the ugly girls to our parties"
sow seeker by john wiskeyjack August 16, 2003

status seeker

A person who is always looking to improve their social standing beyond what is reasonable or fitting by acquiring more desirable possessions, taking extravagant vacations, joining exclusive organizations and cultivating new and advantageous social connections in order to impress others.
His vacationing on the Costa del Sol shows what a status seeker he has become.

Being superficial status seekers, they are thinking of buying a new McMansion, even though they don't plan on having a family and already own a house that suits their needs in all respects.
status seeker by lifeonearth December 18, 2012

Assylum seeker 

One who comes to a more sexually liberated country for the lifestyle.
Akhmed was excited to become an assylum seeker in Sweden!
Assylum seeker by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016