Spy Balloon 

..... The fuck is YOU looking at, China-bitch?

Hym "No... No. The camera ain't pointing in the wrong direction! It ain't the sun! Get the fuck out of here with that spy balloon shit you fucking bum!"

Spy Balloon by Hym Iam March 27, 2023

Chinese spy balloon

A form of sexual torture in which you leave an obnoxiously fat woman stranded in a sex swing for 7 days. Every now and then you spin her like a tire so her whispering eye can survey the whole area. It is also customary to poke the bootybox with a q-tip to make it wink back like lightning mcqueen in cars. On the last day you detach her from the ceiling into a shallow dollar store kiddie pool, requiring a semi aquatic batwacth like rescue

Guy1 : did you hear they shot down the Chinese spy balloon

Guy2: they didn't. she's still stuck in the swing at my house. We're only on day 5. It's like Hanukkah for fatties. Still got 2 more days left and a whole bunch of spins.

Chinese spy balloon by Phys the rapist February 8, 2023

Russian Spy Balloon 

When a man puts his limp penis inside of a woman's vagina and it slowly becomes erect whilst inside the vagina, inflating in the space like a balloon.

Man, I gave that hooker a real good Russian Spy Balloon last night

Russian Spy Balloon by Hunter Bunter May 8, 2023

Chinese spy balloons 

Large breasts of an Asian woman, or specifically large breads of a Chinese woman

“Check out those Chinese spy balloons at 9 o’clock. Do you think they’re real, or implants?”

Chinese spy balloons by GQAugust February 3, 2023