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Sqweedle 

a squeeble weeble. you know a scit scattin do dattin word for a squirty shit.
-what was that noise?

-Sorry, I got a bad case of the sqweedles.

-No problem. I know how that goes.
Sqweedle by Taintrippperrr March 30, 2009
Related Words
When you put a cake mixer/beater, electric or manuall, up your own or someone elses asshole and turn it on or spin it manually.
I will viscously sweedle you later tonight!
Sweedle by Mcmakky ass November 2, 2016
It’s where you are being sweet but you hide your real intentions when your real intentions are evil
Why are you so Sweedle Mary!
Sweedle by Pancing May 30, 2021
noun
contraction of the words 'sweet' and 'cradle' referring to the gentle homeland.
related to sweet home

verb (To)

to make someone feel better when they are sad or worried by reminding them of warm moments or feelings, to bring tenderness
noun
e.g. When I'm sad, I sometimes think about my sweedle.

verb
e.g. He sweedled her in hard times.
Sweedle by LèM April 25, 2022
Speedling is when you zoom away into the sun so fast that it leaves a trail of fire.

(This is most likely impossible.)
"Woah, she speedled away!! She might set something on fire!!"
Speedle by CrybabyThalassa June 30, 2023

Cock Spleedle

A dick that has been split into Multiple Pieces
Dude i heard Jaimze had a Cock Spleedle
Cock Spleedle by shrimpjuice July 16, 2011