speedlee 

Speedlee is a word that is used when one can't spell, or when one just wants to say it to confuse people. It's usually used to replace the word "spelling".

Hey Haley!
What, Aaron?
I CAN'T SPEEDLEE *encloses server in giant ball of bedrock*

speedlee by HaleyLovesPie April 28, 2016

Speedweeding

To speedweed, or commit the act of speedweeding, is to be smoking by yourself, and ripping the piece as fast, hard and as frequently as possible.

Nahh man, he's home speedweeding and doing his homework.

Speedweeding by G00seface December 7, 2010

SpeedFeed 

The QUICK consumption of a meal or snack.

Nope, I'll be faster; I'm having a SpeedFeed, today.

SpeedFeed by SpeedFeeder? September 2, 2010

Speedee 

The McDonalds clown before Ronald. He had a tray on his head with hamburgers that came back when he took it off the tray. He had a blet like it too. He was fired because there was an alka-seltzer medicine called speedy and people thought that McDonalds made you sick so you'd have to buy Speedy. Also, because he was overweight.

see Ronald cuz hes cool

Person 1:I miss Speedee!
person 2: why? you want diarhhea?

Speedee by Sie May 30, 2006

Speedle 

Speedling is when you zoom away into the sun so fast that it leaves a trail of fire.

(This is most likely impossible.)

"Woah, she speedled away!! She might set something on fire!!"

Speedle by CrybabyThalassa June 30, 2023

speedbeer

Any type of energy drink, usually highly caffinated and loaded with other ingredients for quick energy. Brands such as Monster, Rock star, Red Bull, Jolt Cola, Dark dog, Stacker 2 Stinger, Lost and many, MANY others.

I’ve felt like hammered shit all morning, but I forced a speedbeer down the gullet @ 1430 and that should see me through until I head home.
-SKTFM

speedbeer by Muttlee February 16, 2005

SpeedWeed

A dumbass

Person 1: dont pull a speedweed by eatting a raw eel.
Person 2: I won't

SpeedWeed by tobytasticcc June 26, 2022