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Spunk Sponge

A Spunk Sponge is a predatory manwhore, most often found in clubs and bars and the end of the night. They prey on drunk, vulnerable men and particularly drunken soldiers. They’re always ugly and usually hideously fat, often with severely over-developed body hair. They seek and devour every single drop of man-fat possible, leaving their victims drained and weak. An attack by multiple Spunk Sponges (leading to a Jizz-Frenzy) can be fatal; with death caused by dehydration.
Q. "What happened to Dinger last night?"
A. "He got captured by a Spunk Sponge."
R. "Poor Cunt, he looks half dead."
Spunk Sponge by LEFTY478 March 1, 2009
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spunky sponge cake

You make a basic vanilla sponge cake but you spunk into the batter and mix it in, It makes it better if you make a cum glaze for the cake
If you make a Spunky sponge cake deliver it too me. It is my favorite

spank the sponge 

Female masturbation, similar to spank the monkey, but with a ladies front bottom/twat.
the action of doing so is simply spanking the sponge.
Girl: stop teasing!
Boy: you want it baby?
Girl: oh yes, spank the sponge!

spunksponge 

a female who is easy to get into bed. a slag/slut.
man to friend about woman: i bet she is a right spunksponge!
spunksponge by Scott Howarth November 18, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004