Spunk Sponge

A Spunk Sponge is a predatory manwhore, most often found in clubs and bars and the end of the night. They prey on drunk, vulnerable men and particularly drunken soldiers. They’re always ugly and usually hideously fat, often with severely over-developed body hair. They seek and devour every single drop of man-fat possible, leaving their victims drained and weak. An attack by multiple Spunk Sponges (leading to a Jizz-Frenzy) can be fatal; with death caused by dehydration.

Q. "What happened to Dinger last night?"
A. "He got captured by a Spunk Sponge."
R. "Poor Cunt, he looks half dead."

by LEFTY478 March 1, 2009

spunky sponge cake

You make a basic vanilla sponge cake but you spunk into the batter and mix it in, It makes it better if you make a cum glaze for the cake

If you make a Spunky sponge cake deliver it too me. It is my favorite

by Anneboleynpan1522 September 11, 2020

spank the sponge

Female masturbation, similar to spank the monkey, but with a ladies front bottom/twat.
the action of doing so is simply spanking the sponge.

Girl: stop teasing!
Boy: you want it baby?
Girl: oh yes, spank the sponge!

by benny the boy April 16, 2007

spunksponge

a female who is easy to get into bed. a slag/slut.

man to friend about woman: i bet she is a right spunksponge!

by Scott Howarth November 18, 2007