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Smurfette 

The new kid already hit Smurfette.
Smurfette by MyBoxHasInternet March 29, 2011

Douche Puffette 

A grotesquely overweight narcissistic amazon woman who believes the world revolves around her, her bad credit, and her inability to control her intake of alcohol. Often reads by flashlight while explaining how your problems relate to her life.
After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.
Douche Puffette by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019

Smurfetted 

When a whore gets gangbanged by a bunch of guys. The difference from a traditional gangbang is that each guy chokes the whore while porking her and cums all over her chest and stomach. Therefore, after she has been had by the whole village worth of dudes she has a blue face and white dress just like Smurfette.
Gina is such a whore. I heard she got Smurfetted by the whole damn football team!
Smurfetted by somecrazytexan July 28, 2010
Hey man, got any spügette?
Response: Yeah I got shit-loads of it!
spügette by illusionist_6000 November 28, 2009

spufflette 

Female receiver of spuff, generally used as a term of endearment.
I love you my little spufflette.
spufflette by spufflette January 2, 2009

Smurfette 

A woman who goes down far enough, long enough that her face turns blue.
Becky in known for using her smurfette expertise in order to make men cum.
Smurfette by DV Jake July 8, 2019