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Sufferteer 

A dishonorable person who is a profiteer from natural and intentional human suffering. Usually a corrupt politician, dishonest charitable charlatan, or deceitful taxpayer-funded contractor.
The politician that uses excessive regulation to make building homes more expensive, advocates for money printing that drives inflation, subsidizes drug use, encourages unemployment, and whose spouse gets paid a large salary by the taxpayers for homeless services is a Sufferteer.
Sufferteer by Col Ingus June 17, 2025
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senioritis sufferers anonymous 

We tried to have the first meeting, but half of the people who signed up didn't show and the half that did show up were all drunk or high. Instead of arranging the second meeting, a group vote established that we would play paper basketball and then leave an hour before we were scheduled to.
Man, we didn't get anything done at that senioritis sufferers anonymous meeting.

Tangent Sufferer 

Someone who suffers from uncontrollable tangents when regaling others with a fantastical or mundane tale. Someone who only plans on telling story "W", but in the process has also told you story "T" and "F". The additions can be engaging or enraging but should never be discouraged.
1: Theodore Evelyn "Ted" Mosby was a tangent sufferer for for about nine seasons.

2. A:Did you listen to the Joe Thomas episode on the Off Menu podcast? He is such a tangent sufferer.

B: Is that the one with James Acaster?

A: Yes, him too.

tangerine sufferer 

1. Someone who grew up and works on a tangerine farm but is allergic to said fruit.

2. Colloquially used for anyone whose work makes them sick either psychologically or physiologically.
1. Did you see the Last Week Tonight with John Oliver piece on Warehouses? Turns out those Amazon workers are a group of tangerine sufferers.

2. Sally dreads going to work because of the harassment she gets from her coworkers despite going to her line manager and HR. The poor tangerine sufferer doesn't know what to do.

Sufferers Remorse 

When in a game of spades, the score is one-side by a large margin and the losing teams bags the other just to prolong the game even though the losing team knows there is no way in Hell that they can come back and win.
Stop the Sufferers Remorse already! This game is over!
Sufferers Remorse by TanisOmega July 31, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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