Spuffen

the word for spuff when you're feeling German. Spuff being a word for spermies and if you dont know what spermies are, you should look it up.

"Eat my Spuffen, Bitch"

by SarahJane March 3, 2004

Spuffette

"Headpat"

Spuffette: *headpat*
Me: You dare pat me?!

by Mr. He June 10, 2020

spiffen

being awesome

Man that math class sure wasn't spiffen.

by somnewguy April 24, 2011

Sugar Spuffed

When you've blown your load in a worldie and it was amazing.

I had the best time ever last night, she was that good I sugar spuffed all over

by TheSugarSpuffer September 15, 2017

suffenous

Originally coined by the ancient Roman poet Catullus in poem XXII from the Latin adjective "suffenum". It can be translated as meaning someone who spends a lot of money on new hobbies, enjoys them, fancies themselves good, but is sadly oblivious to the fact that they suck.

Iya's brother's attempts at playing the guitar sound suffenous to me. Every six months he will get a new hobby, spend all his money on it, practice a lot, but still suck.

by Kaworu May 15, 2005

spuffing

'Spuffing', like 'spuff' is a term for a sexual practise involving a trout or other fresh-water fish. at the point of ejaculation the male of the species (pref human), gently places his "fat-end" into the wide open mouth of said trout. when the fish is full of seminal fluid the male of the species then proceeds to cover his partner with the seminal fluids mixed in with fishy innards with a "vinegar strokes" motion, like he was covering his chips with a particulary cheap brand of tomato ketchup.

"sadie was happy to see jim, it had been seven long months since her first spuffing, and she wanted more"

by pabloeldiablo October 15, 2007

Spuffer

A good looking male; male equivalent of female totty, crumpet, eye candy or a bit of alright.
Spuff (colloq)

That guy over there! Wow, what a spuffer.
Yes, he's a real Spuff

by Luanda Pym February 1, 2006