Spudiddle 

A slur that is pure gibberish, but is an unintentional use of sounds by a drunk or high person that is moments away from vomiting.

It can also refer to a person jacking off.

"I'm so... I'm so... Is the world a teacup ride right now?... If Spudiddle were.. It could GRHHHH!!!!"

"Some dude on the bus yesterday was like spudiddling himself in plain view."

Spudiddle by Spaghet boy October 11, 2018

Squiddles 

Squiddles was a popular television show for kids and was aired in the 1990's. Except for the fact that it was popular with the small children it was soon canceled. It is rare to find merchandise or games from the show, but some fans still have the toys from when they were children.

''Wow this reminds me of Squiddles! I had forgot about this show. Ah nostalgia.''
''Why can't I find the episodes, I wish I had taped my favorite episode on VHS''

Squiddles by LC the Awesome June 22, 2013

Squiddles 

The name of a television show aired in the 2000s. After ratings suddenly dropped it was cancelled, but the underground fandom lives on to this day.

OMG! Squiddles! Was the the best show ever!

Squiddles by I'm the real June 20, 2013

squiddlefish

a relationship involving two or more persons who, whether they wish to or not, cannot engage in an actual loving relationship. However, at the same time, they "hook up." They are not "friends with benefits", because there is a real emotional connection (example: love). For various reasons, however, they cannot be in a relationship at the current time.

"Hey man, are you and Suzy dating yet?"
"No, brah. We have a real emotional connection and hook up a lot tho."
"So why no relationship?"
"Well, there are a few reasons why we just can't be together at the moment."
"Is there a name for this phenomenon?"
"Some say we're Squiddlefish, i guess."

squiddlefish by The Love Physician August 3, 2012

Spuddle

To work inefficiently or to work hard and achieve nothing

That Reg sure knows how to spuddle well

Spuddle by The last guy June 14, 2021

pudiddle 

the game of pudiddle can be played when you have two or more people in a car. if a car with one headlight out is spotted, you have to yell pudiddle and hit the roof. the point of hitting the roof is to show who spotted it first, so the hitting of the roof pretty much determines the winner of that car. the person who yelled pudiddle and hit the roof first is safe, but everyone else in the car has to remove one item of clothing(both shoes count as one, both socks count as one). the point of this game is to spot the most pudiddles to get everyone else in the car naked except you. if there is a cop car with a headlight out and you get that pudiddle, everyone else in the car has to get completely naked, and if you spot someone with a tail-light out it counts as two pudiddles.

(driving down the highway)
JEN:hits the roof "PUDIDDLE!"
(everyone takes off an article of clothing except jen.)
ROB:hits the roof "PUDIDDLE! COP CAR!!!!"
(everyone has to get fully undressed except rob.)

pudiddle by kevin gorfin August 11, 2007

Squiddlepiss 

1. The act of 'squiddlepissing' is when suffering from diarrhea you sit down to piss and you let go and shit and piss large amounts simultaneously. You just squiddlepissed. The physics of the matter result in loss of accuracy and the resultant splatters are sure tell tale signs of a squiddlepisser.

2. The beige soup (mix of water, faeces, urine and possibly vomit) left in the toilet bowl afterwards can also be referred to as squiddlepiss itself.

3. Squiddlepiss can also be used in the same way as 'clusterfuck' or 'pigs ear'. To mean a mess that got out of control.

"Good job I sat down on the toilet just then dave, I squiddlepissed right up the back wall"

"Arrrrrrgh there's shit and piss on the underside of this window sill, someones squiddlepissed around here"

"So after I slept with her, i did her sister and then her mum, it was becoming a right squiddlepiss so I became gay"

"Oh dear, what did you do to my nicely organised toolbox? You've made a right squiddlepiss here"

Squiddlepiss by Rochies Rainbeaux January 9, 2009