Squiddlepiss 

1. The act of 'squiddlepissing' is when suffering from diarrhea you sit down to piss and you let go and shit and piss large amounts simultaneously. You just squiddlepissed. The physics of the matter result in loss of accuracy and the resultant splatters are sure tell tale signs of a squiddlepisser.

2. The beige soup (mix of water, faeces, urine and possibly vomit) left in the toilet bowl afterwards can also be referred to as squiddlepiss itself.

3. Squiddlepiss can also be used in the same way as 'clusterfuck' or 'pigs ear'. To mean a mess that got out of control.

"Good job I sat down on the toilet just then dave, I squiddlepissed right up the back wall"

"Arrrrrrgh there's shit and piss on the underside of this window sill, someones squiddlepissed around here"

"So after I slept with her, i did her sister and then her mum, it was becoming a right squiddlepiss so I became gay"

"Oh dear, what did you do to my nicely organised toolbox? You've made a right squiddlepiss here"

Squiddlepiss by Rochies Rainbeaux January 9, 2009

squiddlefish

a relationship involving two or more persons who, whether they wish to or not, cannot engage in an actual loving relationship. However, at the same time, they "hook up." They are not "friends with benefits", because there is a real emotional connection (example: love). For various reasons, however, they cannot be in a relationship at the current time.

"Hey man, are you and Suzy dating yet?"
"No, brah. We have a real emotional connection and hook up a lot tho."
"So why no relationship?"
"Well, there are a few reasons why we just can't be together at the moment."
"Is there a name for this phenomenon?"
"Some say we're Squiddlefish, i guess."

squiddlefish by The Love Physician August 3, 2012