Spruced Up 

Cleaned up. Can refer to a home, or a person. To get yourself or your living space cleaned up and ready for guests or a night on the town. See also Fluffed Up and Spiffy

I have guests coming over so I have to get the place spruced up.

Spruced Up by JimboQuality March 19, 2010

spruce up 

to clean, or to fix up

Ex.

"My apartment is dirty as all hell, we need to spruce up this place a bit."

spruce up by Jeeordan January 6, 2007

"The Spruce Up" 

To buy a drink at a bar or club then enhance the potency with Additional alcohol brought in a flask on your person.

Hey bro my bar tabs real low tonight. Ive been doing "The Spruce Up".

"The Spruce Up" by Joel 89898 September 29, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012