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To be touched inappropriately by a tall, skinny, white man.
I was walking down and alley and I was Spruced
Spruced by LemonShake32 April 26, 2023
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To be touched inappropriately by a tall skinny guy
I was walking down an alley and someone spruced me
Spruced by LemonShake32 April 25, 2023

Spruced Up 

Cleaned up. Can refer to a home, or a person. To get yourself or your living space cleaned up and ready for guests or a night on the town. See also Fluffed Up and Spiffy
I have guests coming over so I have to get the place spruced up.
Spruced Up by JimboQuality March 19, 2010

Spruce View School 

A school that's in the middle of no where were everybody is related and the best thing to do at lunch is to drive around and bang your girlfriend. Spruce view is 30 seconds away from the school where there is the classic J-Bar to get drunk.
person 1: Don't blink you will miss spruce view school and spruce view.
Person 2: oh shit I blinked where did it go?

spruce grove composite high school 

The biggest fucking shitshow known to mankind. The amount of fucked up kids in this school is ridiculous. Ones who fall asleep on chairs, walk the halls in their capes, and play a juice box straw as if it were a saxophone. The architectural structure of this school is the biggest fuck up ever- due to the fact that it's constantly tipping more toward the tennis courts every time you look at it. The cafeteria still has carpet on the walls. The Far East staircase tips forward. This school is the owner of stoners and crack heads. The drama room is full of disgusting self absorbed children who all have daddy issues and merely act like total cunts jus to prove they are worth something. The only way you make it through the three years of this school is through sports or art. Not computers.

Spruce bug 

Huge beetles in Northwestern Ontario of unknown species that really fucking hurt when they bite you. They seem to like spruce trees.
"Holy shit that spruce bug just dive bombed me from that tree and ripped a chunk out of my arm.... FUCK!!!!"
Spruce bug by bytesmasher August 24, 2008

Spruce Tree 

When you enter soft but it slowly but surely gets fully erect.
You lay the pipe on Stephanie last night Jim? No, but I planted the spruce tree.
Spruce Tree by Savage_Cabbage69 April 1, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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