Sproingle 

To be sent to low orbit, utterly shagged, completely fucked, sent away

"You see Dave last night"
"No?"
"He Sproingled"
"That's Why he wasn't here today?"

Sproingle by TacoBellTrollz August 22, 2022

Sproingle 

When your bones decide to scream

Man I just sproingle'd and it hurt

Sproingle by MAYBE-MAN September 6, 2022

sproingle

A hair curl, especially in curly hair

My hair has sproingles

sproingle by Lexicarpal tunnel syndrome December 13, 2025

Sproingle Doinkle theory

This theory means nothing, and is only a phrase you use when replying to some bullshit theory on a social media app, such as TikTok.

Example 1:
RageBaiter123: i love how we say girl when excited and man when we're sad
DumbFuck67 (replying to RageBaiter123): red car theory
John456 (replying to DumbFuck67): sproingle doinkle theory
Example 2:
SemptumRing2: donald trump is in the files.
DumbFuck68 (replying to SeptumRing2: septum ring theory
John457 (replying to DumbFuck68): sproingle doingle theory

Sproingle Doinkle theory by chargoggagogmanchuachuahugugua April 27, 2026

sprongle 

The act of throwing a bullfrog out a car window at a high speed.

Joe was bored so he went searching for some bullfrogs to sprongle.

"Hey dude, did you sprongle yesterday?" "For sure man, I sprongle all the time!"

sprongle by The_Sprongler420 April 5, 2022

spesingle 

combination of specific and single

Kevin Jonas is the greatest spesingle Jonas Brother.

spesingle by notkevinjonas March 8, 2019

Spalingle 

A word you can literally use in place for any other word. In any language. Ever.

Dude I totally spalingled that spalingled, if you're spalinglin' me, you spalingle?

Spalingle by TrollInTheDungeons June 14, 2011