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Springsteen Day Adventist

Members of the cult that follows Bruce Springsteen (they bypassed being mere fans (read: having a trace of rational thought) long ago) who think anything BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE does is genius and without fault.
"'Springsteen did 'I Wanna Be Sedated' and improved on that crap group The Ramones' original,' the Springsteen Day Adventist informed me."

"The Springsteen Day Adventist balled his fists at me and said, 'Shut up! He may live in a gated house, but Springsteen is still a man of the people!'"

"'Your gay,' typed the Springsteen Day Adventist to a negative comment about The Boss posted on YouTube, demonstrating that not even adhering to proper spelling got in the way of his devotion to BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE."

duece springsteen 

having to take a shit or to take a shit
"oh fuck i gotta drop a duece springsteen"

Bruce Springsteen 

Quite possibly one of the greatest songwriters of all time who also happens to be a sublime showman that performs 3-4 hour long concerts as a senior citizen! A terrific musician overall.

Not to mention, he seems like a very kind & down to earth man that I had the pleasure of running into a few years ago!
Bruce Springsteen isn't called The Boss for nothing!
Bruce Springsteen by Soul_Driver October 4, 2019

juice springsteen 

(n.) An individual that has been transformed from an ordinary blue collar citizen usually through the help of Powerthirstâ„¢, or Powerthirstâ„¢ Rocket Edition.
But what about me and my blue collar?
Juice Springsteen!
juice springsteen by ok ok June 10, 2008

Bruce Springsteen 

The company that produces his music clearly has a lot of time on it's hands.
Bruce Springsteen has like 40 greatest hits collections.

Springsteen Split 

The tendency of a Jersey Rocker's testicles to fall to either side of the zipper or fly of his too-tight acid-wash jeans
"Jon Bon Jovi was totally sportin' the Springsteen Split onstage last night!"
Springsteen Split by djslut September 28, 2005