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Springsteened 

The act of someone canceling an event, an event in which thousands of people (former fans) paid a large sum of money, and, or sexual favors to attend. Getting Springsteened can also refer to someone ditching plans made with you after you already paid for it. Generally involves a musician whose ego is the size of the fucking Hindenburg, caring little about the fans who have nothing to do with the legislature they want to protest.
ex. 1
Mike: "Hey, man, how was that Pearl Jam concert at Walnut Creek last night?"

Alex: "I didn't get to go! Vedder and Pearl Jam fucking Springsteened on us.."

ex. 2

Mike: "Hey, Jordan, how was the movies with you and that girl last night?"

Jordan: "She didn't even show man, I had already bought the tickets on Fandango and everything!"

Mike: "Damn, brother, I hate to hear you got Springsteened last night."

Bruce Springsteen, Maroon5, Pearl Jam, Ringo Starr, Pretentious, Cocksuckers, HB2 GTHC
Springsteened by MikeJ#GTHC May 25, 2016
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Bruce Springsteen 

Quite possibly one of the greatest songwriters of all time who also happens to be a sublime showman that performs 3-4 hour long concerts as a senior citizen! A terrific musician overall.

Not to mention, he seems like a very kind & down to earth man that I had the pleasure of running into a few years ago!
Bruce Springsteen isn't called The Boss for nothing!
Bruce Springsteen by Soul_Driver October 4, 2019

juice springsteen 

(n.) An individual that has been transformed from an ordinary blue collar citizen usually through the help of Powerthirst™, or Powerthirst™ Rocket Edition.
But what about me and my blue collar?
Juice Springsteen!
juice springsteen by ok ok June 10, 2008

Bruce Springsteen 

The company that produces his music clearly has a lot of time on it's hands.
Bruce Springsteen has like 40 greatest hits collections.

Springsteen Split 

The tendency of a Jersey Rocker's testicles to fall to either side of the zipper or fly of his too-tight acid-wash jeans
"Jon Bon Jovi was totally sportin' the Springsteen Split onstage last night!"
Springsteen Split by djslut September 28, 2005

Bruce Springsteen 

1. A great artist who writes and sings some of the best music the world has ever known.
2. Also, has a second career as a self loathing limosine liberal who has an amazing track record for backing losing candidates.
Kerry: "Oh shit! We got the Springsteen endorsement...talk about the kiss of death!"

KerryAide: "Don't worry sir...I'll get him on the phone and see if I can get him to back Bush"

Springsteen's Answering Machine: "..yeah..this is Bruce..what the fuck do YOU want..I can't come to the phone right now...I'm to busy hating myself...leave a fucking message"
Beeeeppp.
Bruce Springsteen by Streamwalker October 14, 2004

Springsteen split 

The tendency of the balls of a jersey rocker to fall on either side of the zipper of his acid wash jeans. Named for {The Boss} Bruce Springsteen, who often wears faded denim that's too tight in the crotch
That Bon Jovi fan was sportin' the Springsteen split.
Springsteen split by djslut October 1, 2005