Spreged

Describing someone's spread legs, readying themselves for the juicy fat cock with a big blue vein going through it.

The Bible says to not covet thine bro's spreged little harlot.

Spreged by Banana Hammie December 15, 2019

spregged

Pronounced:

spreg-ged

Popularised by Chris O'Neil (OneyNG/OneyPlays)

Short for "spread legged".
For those times when you need to call someone a whore when you're in a rush.

Originally used in the sentence:

"You're my cute spregged whore, Tomar."

spregged by Stikz December 25, 2020

spreed 

using spreeder.com to read a large amount of digital text quickly.

"Dude, class meets in 20 minutes and you haven't read any of that online crap yet!"
"No sweat, I'll just spreed it."

spreed by Rockman875 October 30, 2008

spreedom 

freedom to shop! a human right protected and encouraged by capitalistic governments.

After yearning for months for the sneakers in the window display and debating with her checkbook, Tori exercised her spreedom.

spreedom by a spree thinker September 15, 2009

spreed 

being in a high state, trippin balls, or acting like a dumbass.
Chilling, drunk, lit, sleepy, or tired. Can be used to substitute all of the above.

"yo tommy i hella spreed" "well you should not have done that last bowl jorge!

spreed by iamspreed June 24, 2011

Spreeding 

(No offense to policy debaters)

Spreading- which is speaking over 250 wpm while debating- but used to be funny and as a slight reference to the I am speed meme.

I. E. of spreeding: ahem...

Person 1: I AM SPREED!
Person 2: No it's "I am speed!"
Person 1: Ugh dumb untrendy person

Spreeding by nemnemnomnomnyamnyom September 14, 2020

Spreed toe 

A white male that makes radical comments at black peoples (specifically women)

A way you can use this is hey that spreed toe called me a wigga

Spreed toe by Spreedbutt24 August 4, 2023