spreed

using spreeder.com to read a large amount of digital text quickly.

"Dude, class meets in 20 minutes and you haven't read any of that online crap yet!"
"No sweat, I'll just spreed it."

by Rockman875 October 30, 2008

spreed

being in a high state, trippin balls, or acting like a dumbass.
Chilling, drunk, lit, sleepy, or tired. Can be used to substitute all of the above.

"yo tommy i hella spreed" "well you should not have done that last bowl jorge!

by iamspreed June 24, 2011

Spreed

To spread quickly

The plague spreed across Europe decimating the population.

by Fundamentalist_Pastafarian November 5, 2023

Spreed toe

A white male that makes radical comments at black peoples (specifically women)

A way you can use this is hey that spreed toe called me a wigga

by Spreedbutt24 August 4, 2023

Speed Chamber

A damp reinforced room typically located in a dark and dilapidated basement that houses and stores Mongolian child sex slaves (usually seven) for sacred rituals in Feridon's name.

"Trust me, a speed chamber can never be too reinforced. You don't want those little sex slaves to have any hope of escape."

by Feridon Hamidi March 18, 2019

at the speed of laughs

This describes either comical behavior or buffonary by someone making foolish statements.

The opposing party's bill is coming to us at the speed of laughs!

by I, Wreckerrr March 30, 2017

Blue Speed

Blue Speed is blue amphetamine. Usually, it's blue Ethylamphetamine. It's made by the reductive amination of Phenyl-2-Propanone with ethylamine using a non-toxic Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. It's a stimulant used to study and give a boost of confidence and energy. It's also good for ADHD and ADD.

I tried 25mg blue speed and I was studying for hours. I was also kind of hyper and energetic and confident. ◉_◉

by CognitiveFuel November 3, 2022