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Spreading School

A place where moms and dads go in order to learn to spread butter, cream cheese, peanut butter, jelly as well as other assorted items on bread, bagels or crackers.
Johnny: Mom, how do you spread this cream cheese so smooth on my bagel?
Mom: Well, I went to Spreading School!
by islandgirl63 December 19, 2010
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A school in Dubai that is clapped and has a bunch of white thots that are the cringy as fuck. The school only cares about sports and winning.
person: i go to jumeirah english speaking school
other person: ew thot
by theogurbaner November 28, 2019
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Speeding in a School Zone

A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.
Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."

Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"

Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"
by Coops34 December 4, 2010
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