A place where moms and dads go in order to learn to spread butter, cream cheese, peanut butter, jelly as well as other assorted items on bread, bagels or crackers.
Johnny: Mom, how do you spread this cream cheese so smooth on my bagel?
Mom: Well, I went to Spreading School!
Mom: Well, I went to Spreading School!
by islandgirl63 December 18, 2010