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A well-needed, much deserved nap after a night of full bacon, eggs and hamtime. A spotnap can occur in a bathroom with rolls of tp as the pillow, under a desk with the chair tucked in after you, or in the Celtic Epics section of your local library. Quite frankly, a spotnap is an undeniable slice of heaven directly after a liquor fueled run at excellence and outright debauchery.
I just spotnapped the shit out of the back of that Q7...
Spotnap by Coolbreeze228 July 21, 2016
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An unplanned nap of spontaneity....
Bro #1- hey man. so i was like uh watching the jersey shore with my collar popped and i totally crashed after sippin' on half a corona light. it wasn't planned at all

Bro #2- braaaaaaaah. that's so gnarly. i did the same thing

Man in Cubicle- Shhhh! This is a library

Bro#1- Don't you be hatin' on my spot nap, bro!
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A nap with another person that involves spooning.
My girlfriend and I were tired, so we took a spoonap. It was nice.
Spoonap by holabp March 7, 2011

spotapocalypse 

When somebody's flat is nearby to be fully destroyed after the party.
- We should find the house where we could drink.
- Hey, what about the Ken's flat?
- No way, there was an spotapocalypse after the previous meeting.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026