Spotnap

A well-needed, much deserved nap after a night of full bacon, eggs and hamtime. A spotnap can occur in a bathroom with rolls of tp as the pillow, under a desk with the chair tucked in after you, or in the Celtic Epics section of your local library. Quite frankly, a spotnap is an undeniable slice of heaven directly after a liquor fueled run at excellence and outright debauchery.

I just spotnapped the shit out of the back of that Q7...

Spotnap by Coolbreeze228 July 21, 2016

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An unplanned nap of spontaneity....

Bro #1- hey man. so i was like uh watching the jersey shore with my collar popped and i totally crashed after sippin' on half a corona light. it wasn't planned at all

Bro #2- braaaaaaaah. that's so gnarly. i did the same thing

Man in Cubicle- Shhhh! This is a library

Bro#1- Don't you be hatin' on my spot nap, bro!

spot nap by Manscbachman Turner Overdrive July 15, 2011

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spot nap • Spoonap • spotapocalypse • spot rape • Spotta på Esme

Spoonap

A nap with another person that involves spooning.

My girlfriend and I were tired, so we took a spoonap. It was nice.

Spoonap by holabp March 7, 2011

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spotapocalypse

When somebody's flat is nearby to be fully destroyed after the party.

- We should find the house where we could drink.
- Hey, what about the Ken's flat?
- No way, there was an spotapocalypse after the previous meeting.

spotapocalypse by Deni$u Straight from Streets December 19, 2016

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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