Sporture 

Combination of sports and torture describing the phenomenon of how non sports fans feel when someone in the household watches it often and they are forced to watch it.

When the baseball season started up again it was sporture all day everyday.

Sporture by sportured one April 8, 2009

Sporture 

The type of rough workout that makes you feel that your instructor is deliberately torturing you.

Man, this personal trainer is a kickass. She sportured me mercilessly for 1,5 hour.

Sporture by Achilles M. Peklaris November 18, 2018

Gazeta Sporturilor

The best Romanian sports newspaper.

- What'cha reading ?
- Pro Sport.
- Aww, get rid of that shit, read Gazeta Sporturilor, it has better reporting and better op-eds.

Gazeta Sporturilor by Gigi Becali March 23, 2004

snorture 

to get tortured, in an innocent way (e.g. poke-tickling), causing a person (read: kid) to laugh but be mad at the same time.

poke-tickling your 10 year old nephew, under the arm, tell him you will stop when he stops laughing, which he cannot do. use it as a form of intimidation when multiple nephew's and nieces (cousins) are all together, usually as a threat to make them all scream and run around asking for 'no more snorture'..

snorture by debuke January 22, 2012

Snorture 

To put someone through a great deal of suffering as a result of snoring - i.e. keep them awake.

Every time you go out drinking you come home and snorture me, please stop!

Snorture by sammyc August 17, 2012

Snorture 

The perfect combination of the word Snore and Torture!

Ugh! That racket she made last night was total, agonising Snorture! I think my ears are bleeding!

Snorture by rufflesal July 25, 2014

sportress 

A waitress at a sports bar in a fortress in Ireland.

The sportress was lookin' real fly in Glasgow.

sportress by The moving banana May 14, 2017