snorture

to get tortured, in an innocent way (e.g. poke-tickling), causing a person (read: kid) to laugh but be mad at the same time.

poke-tickling your 10 year old nephew, under the arm, tell him you will stop when he stops laughing, which he cannot do. use it as a form of intimidation when multiple nephew's and nieces (cousins) are all together, usually as a threat to make them all scream and run around asking for 'no more snorture'..

by debuke January 22, 2012

Snorture

To put someone through a great deal of suffering as a result of snoring - i.e. keep them awake.

Every time you go out drinking you come home and snorture me, please stop!

by sammyc August 17, 2012

Snorture

The perfect combination of the word Snore and Torture!

Ugh! That racket she made last night was total, agonising Snorture! I think my ears are bleeding!

by rufflesal July 25, 2014

Sporture

Combination of sports and torture describing the phenomenon of how non sports fans feel when someone in the household watches it often and they are forced to watch it.

When the baseball season started up again it was sporture all day everyday.

by sportured one April 8, 2009

Snoreture

The specific mental anguish attributable only to having to listen to a snoring person and/or animal for longer periods of time than can comfortably be tolerated by any human with the ability to hear.

Susan wanted to smother her roommate with a pillow after suffering hours and hours of snoreture.

by LittleMamaKin December 16, 2011

Sporture

The type of rough workout that makes you feel that your instructor is deliberately torturing you.

Man, this personal trainer is a kickass. She sportured me mercilessly for 1,5 hour.

by Achilles M. Peklaris November 18, 2018