mayo brain

A person who is just an absolute idiot.

carson is such a mayo brain. he just bought his vape an hour ago and just lost it at lunch

by sammyc April 24, 2017

whizzbit

Slang term for a person with olive coloured / slightly dark coloured skin. Can be used in conjuction with the racial term "Paki".

"Look at that paki whizzbit sat on the bus!"

by Sammyc May 08, 2007

Snorture

To put someone through a great deal of suffering as a result of snoring - i.e. keep them awake.

Every time you go out drinking you come home and snorture me, please stop!

by sammyc March 29, 2012