sportsing

A generic term referring to he act of playing a sport.

"You guys were sportsing pretty hard out there."

"We sportsed our best and scored points, but the other team was sportsing pretty hard too, and they scored even more points."

by worldsfastestmasturbater January 15, 2014

Sportsing

Describing people who play or watch sports in a sarcastic and rude way.

To make light of sports in general.

My roommates had friends over to watch football. Their sportsing was really annoying me.

by Lawrence Dean August 15, 2020

Sporting KC

The best soccer team ever, playing in the best soccer stadium ever. We hate the Chicago Fire, the Seattle Sounders, DC United, and any other MLS teams.

Person 1: "Man, I wish the Sounders were as good as Sporting KC."

Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."

by FootyChronicles January 1, 2012

Spouting

When you're put on the spot and don't know what to say so you start spouting nonsense

I wasn't paying attention when Mrs.Smith called on me in class so I started spouting some random facts

by AllFruitloopsTasteTheSame March 31, 2017

sporting leather

The stage between a flacid penis and full tumescence; in a semi erect state. Derived from the pottery terminology describing the leathery state which clay will enter before fully hardening. Coined by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Show.

"I'm sporting leather," says Adam to his other loser buddies in ceramics class as a hot chick enters the classroom.

"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.

by Guydudebro March 23, 2011

sportin a softy

When a guy's got a limp penis while naked in public. The power to NOT get a boner is essential whether at a clothing optional beach, taking a gang shower, going skinny dipping with your friends, wearing a speedo, at a nudie party, just hangin it or you are a professional nudie.

Justin: "Wow, good times last night."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."

by Nudie Dude August 25, 2006

Sportzigarette

German synonym for Joint/Spliff. A Cigarette with Marijuana or Hash.
Directly translated Sportzigarette means "Sport cigarette"

"Gib mir mal die Sportzigarette Alter" ->
"Pass the Joint Dude"

by Kerl_Kerlsen December 24, 2008