Spoonfish

Its a fish that usually likes spooning other people but it is always big spoon, because it does not like its flippers being crushed by your sweaty arms.

I had a great night with a Spoonfish last night.

Spoonfish by wheels1732 June 3, 2021

soonish 

When you want to do something soon, but you're not sure if it'll get done. You'll do it sometime in the near future...hopefully...but maybe not soon.

I will sell my multi-million dollar company soonish to a group of people capable of running it properly.

soonish by MagicalTux December 13, 2016

smoofish

From the root "smoof." To behave as a Smoof would. Like a Squido. One can behave smoofish, but Squido is the one true Smoof. Smoofish is an attitude, a way of life, and more. It is a love of spuds, frogs, leezurds, crimenz, but a general dislike of the human population of earth.

You sure are acting smoofish today, you almost ran over that lady with her 8 annoying children!

smoofish by Spudness April 15, 2004

Spoonfusion

The befuddling moment where you don't know where to put your dirty spoon after you place food in the microwave.

I had a bad case of spoonfusion after I realized I had to hold my chili-covered spoon for 3 minutes.

Spoonfusion by scottollie May 15, 2011

spoonism 

spoonism is the rare cult/religion of the spoon species. The sacred spoon is their leader and to show that they are all part of the spoonism religion they each wear a small spoon necklace around their necks. They are often inclined to buy small objects representing or symbolising spoons in their prime to show their respect to the spoon gods.

person 1: I've decided to become an atheist
person 2: No don't do that bruv
person 1:why not?
person 2: being part of the spoonism cult is much better

spoonism by mitsubishyfishy August 24, 2019

Spoonish 

n. A person or thing which acts silly or or which makes silly mistake. a spoon

You are very spoonish/you are spoon

Spoonish by Beltysquidgehowler June 23, 2018

stootfish 

an unaware ugly girl that an attractive girl hangs out with to look better by comparison.

Yo, you see that hot blonde over there?

whoa, slow down poindexter, don't let her stootfish throw you. check her by herself and get back to me.

stootfish by Jack mellon farming Calloway March 3, 2005