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Spoon Tang

The best one who is actively sleeping with a member of the preferred sex, but not actually having sex, can hope for. Spoon tang is simply "Spooning" (Laying sideways in bed, one behind the other)with a cool-sounding suffix having been added to sound considerably less lame and unfruitful. Popular close Platonic guy-girl relationships.
Hey, wanna hang tonight?

I can't, I'm getting some Spoon Tang-tonight!

....Spoon-Tang? Hahahahahahaha. Bitch.
Spoon Tang by HeyitsAC123 March 1, 2009
Words you can keep

Spoon Tang

specific poon tang, gained from spooning
nah, but we got some reet spoon tang
Spoon Tang by candyboi62 September 2, 2010

Spoon tang

When a girl brings you home with the prospect of sex but then only let's you spoon
Did you get laid last night

Nah just got a little spoon tang
Spoon tang by TheGreatPatsby January 23, 2015

tango spoon 

An extension of the "spoon" cuddling position. The Tango Spoon mirrors the traditional spoon, except the right hand of the exterior person is on the interior person's buttocks and both left hands are stretched straight out and clasped. It is basically the Tango performed in a still position while lying down.
" Let's spice it up, and Tango Spoon tonight"

"My back was really sweaty while Tango Spooning last night"

" Your Tango Spoon grip is fierce"
tango spoon by Miss SaHa November 7, 2012

tangled spoon 

Tangled spoon is another word for a melted spoon
Yo dude I made a tangled spoon last night with my forge

Spooktang 

A girl wearing a sexy Halloween costume.

Example: A nurse, porn slut, sexy teacher, or cop.
Look at all this fine spooktang at the Halloween Boner Bananaza party.

I'm going to be drippin in bitches by the end of the night
Spooktang by CelticsFan69 October 31, 2014

Spoontagonism

To partake or hold certain beliefs in the following of the mighty Mr Spoon. ie Spoontagonist meaning a follower of the Spoon cult
Mr Spoon being Grunge Legends from Pembrokshire, WalesSpoontagonism is in no way violent as the name might suggest, quite the opposite infact, Spoontagonist's promote love and good vibes.
Spoontagonism by Billious Fog December 14, 2010
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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