Spont-On 

An Unwanted Erection, purely for the annoyance and anguish of the embarrassed owner.

Commonly shortened to "spont","sponty" or "sponer" (spow-nerr)

"Goeffrey, it has come to my attention that throughout this entire car journey you have been wielding a Spont-On worthy of documentation"

"Oh Isiah, what an embarrassment. I do implore you forgive me my good friend"

"You are forgiven, now enjoy it while it lasts, my friend"

Spont-On by Randomflapjack March 4, 2008

spot on 

British slang for "well done", "perfect" or "right on,"

see also bang on

The food in England might not always be so good, but the brew in the pubs are spot on every time.

spot on by SG June 28, 2004

spot on 

This phrase is used to confirm a statement as being absolutely correct and worthy.

It can also be used as a declaration of excellence.

"The price of that car is spot on!"

"I thought his analysis of the play was spot on"

spot on by Amy June 28, 2004

spot on 

Term used to describe something that is absolutely correct.

"Your rendition of that was absolutely spot on..."

spot on by MrRush June 28, 2004

spot on 

British slang meaning "just right".

Your impersonation of ol' Tony with 'is nose stuck in Georgie's bum was spot on!

spot on by Panther Wyvern June 28, 2004

Spot on, no bother 

Cavan (Irish County) phrase for "no problem"

Q: Will we meet for pints at 6pm?

A: Spot on, no bother.

Spot on, no bother by Wamwong March 16, 2009

black spot on her heart 

A women who is so callous that nothing gets to her is said to have a black spot on her heart.

Katie saw two puppies drowning but because of the black spot on her heart she went shoe shopping and forgot about it.

black spot on her heart by That bastard!!!! March 11, 2014