Spoing

The sound of an irony meter breaking. Used as an interjection to point out extreme irony of a statement.

- The Vatican has accused President Obama of succumbing to "the arrogance of those in power".
- SPOING!

by Headbhang May 15, 2009

Spoing!

The sound of an irony meter breaking. Used as an interjection to point out extreme irony of a statement.

- The Vatican has accused President Obama of succumbing to "the arrogance of those in power".
- SPOING!

by Headbhang May 15, 2009

Spoing

Another werd fer FELLATIO

Man ill give him a spoing anytime!

by TwEeKeR69 January 2, 2005

Word Sponge

A person who is devoted, and addicted, to reading.

Jimi Herndon is a serious "Word Sponge"! He soaked up 72 books in 52 weeks! Amazing!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 7, 2017

Military Fun Sponge

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019

SpongeBob

The best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019

spongebob baylypants

When a skinny, snobby, entitled chick wears butt & form-fitting pants, but her butt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourglass figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.

Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!

by Stagmen June 26, 2017