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Literally a godlike material to get you through school
P1 ( How did you get though Middle school ? )
P2 ( Man idek myself I bought spodify premium )
Spodify by zagr3usLOL July 19, 2022

spotify bomb 

A Spotify bomb is when you utilize one of the other locations your Spotify account is linked to play (such as someone else's apartment, someone else's TV, someone else's car radio) and start playing a song to surprise or scare the other person.
Man, I totally Spotify bombed Maria last night. I think her cat jumped into the ceiling. She's so pissed, but she doesn't know how to de-link her TV from my account.

Spotify Ads

Ads that talk about their own company and how it sucks that they just interrupted your fun?
That one lady: Don’t you hate that Spotify Ads interrupt you and are so stupid?
That one man: Isn’t that what you literally just did? Just now?
That one lady: lItErAlLy!
Spotify Ads by Ooga_booga____ July 11, 2019

Just listening to some Spotify

Synonym of masturbation. This phrase dates back to 2013 when Australian cricketer Mitchell Starc allegedly walked in on teammate Moises Henriques having a wank whilst conducting an interview.
- Hey mate what are you up to?
- Yeah nah just listening to some Spotify mate.

Spotify Premium 

Something a person needs to get if they want some bitches on their dick.
Ayo has Timon been getting any bitches on his dick lately?
Nahh man, he still aint got that Spotify Premium
Spotify Premium by Sexy_Kieran January 17, 2021