Messir's definitions

Spockroasting

The sexual desire to be simultaneously penetrated orally and anally by actors who have played the Star Trek character Spock -- either in character or not.

"Bro, I've got huge crushes on Ethan Peck and Zachary Quinto."
"Oh, totally, Bro. I need those two Spockroasting me until I look like a Vulcan Cannoli."

by Messir May 1, 2024