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Spock on the Dock 

When a government employee has sexual intercorse at the office. This term is primarily used around the DTRA.
My girlfriend and I went Spock on the Dock this weekend when we were feeling a little frisky! I wouldn't touch the desk if I were you...
Used in Yorkshire-mainly Doncaster, means to be in a deep sleep
"Didn't hear you come in last night, must've been sock on"
sock on by angelguy September 21, 2006

sock on door knob 

Means we're fucking don't come in.
Tod is I'm there.
No don't go in there is a sock on door knob.
Oh ok tod is getting a little lucky.

sock on the doorknob 

Tying a sock on a doorknob to signify to others that you are inside the room having sex. You do this as an international sign to say: do not enter. If you do, you will regret it and I will be embarrassed.
Sometimes called a doorsock
My roommate saw the sock on the doorknob, so they knew I was in there having fun with my partner.

Spook on the roof 

This is what you call a black person who snorts so much cocaine he decides to climb onto his roof
Wife:"honey , what the hell is that on the the garage? Husband:" looks like we got ourselves another spook on the roof, better call the police again"

Sock on a Bus Stop 

When you're sitting on the top deck of the bus and you see a sock on top of the bus shelter.

You don't really know how it got up there and what is it doing up there. The sock have elevated beyond its ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him there to begin with
That little man David is like a Sock on a Bus Stop. I don't know how he got here!