Splurker

An unskilled bicycle rider who sees a danny mac red bull video, buys a "street trials" bike, learns absolutely zero biketrials skills but uses the hashtag #biketrials and talk about how excited they are for competitions but have never ridden their bike on anything but flat concrete. They love putting their feet on strange spots on the bicycle, and pretending they are bmx riders. Unfortunately bmx riders passed their skills 3 decades ago, splurkers are ignorant but happy as there are hundreds of them online.

Remeber before 2009 when splurkers didn't exist?

by Hermance January 15, 2023

plastic splurgery

excessive shopping in a short period of time, usually using a credit card

Molly was so surprised when she maxed out her credit card, but everyone knew she had a bad plastic splurgery addiction.

by volleyballr April 5, 2009

cunt splunker

One who explores vagina. One who likes to eat pussy. The opposite of cocksucker.

My gynecologist is a Cunt Splunker.

by poolaholic March 18, 2015

Splunkerkadoodles!!

Used to express acknowledgement of a minor accident, blunder or mistake.

Well, I missed my exam this morning. Splunkerkadoodles!!

by Hank Schneibler December 12, 2006

Splunker

The water that hits you in the ass when you're taking a shit.

It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to dry off my ass after that splunker!

by Grondinelli January 24, 2009

butt splunker

a person overly arroused by the rectal location of the human body. sometimes a slang for a obviously homosextual male.

"dude that girl's got an awesome butt"
"chill out ya butt splunker"


"that guy is a total butt splunker"

by skullking April 8, 2009

splunker

someone who splunk'd another by taking their private info and exposing it for the world to see.

Abdul splunk'd MSN's search data so any splunker can find 'tranny sex' queries.

by Trans-Dre O'Dools August 22, 2006