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Parasites similar to mites that dwell on the head. Or inside...for they have the ability to travel to the brain and subtly take over a human's consciousness.
"Hey, dude, is that a splive on your head?"

"No, you insolent human. That is my mother."
splives by Andrew Morgan July 1, 2005
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splivinated 

How you look when you get up from sleeping and your hair is all over the place.
I was real splivinated when I got up from my nap.
splivinated by Randy Dudley December 9, 2008
A derogatory prison term for a black man.
There sure are alot of splivs in this place.
spliv by Uncle Nutsack June 18, 2006
A small amount. +/- 6% of something.
Pour me up a spliver of that. It looks slappin.
spliver by Tank-izzle December 16, 2021
an exclamation, usually with positive connotation, used for describing slam-dunks, acing exams, or bodacious lady parts.
"I jupmed from the free-throw line like Jordan, and splidow! 2 points!" or "This girl walked by, and the booty was like splidow!!"
splidow by Shawnwahn December 9, 2008
'Splivit' - Noun
A projectile consisting of two quarts of runny shit in a one quart zip lock bag.
Bro, did you get hammered last night? Because you look like you got hit in the face with a splivit.
splivit by SilentQueef March 2, 2017