Splivo

Someone who fears shit out of no rational reason and fucks up the fun.

"Ey du Splivo, spring mal jetzt ins Wasser!

by slattski April 29, 2023

splives

Parasites similar to mites that dwell on the head. Or inside...for they have the ability to travel to the brain and subtly take over a human's consciousness.

"Hey, dude, is that a splive on your head?"

"No, you insolent human. That is my mother."

by Andrew Morgan July 1, 2005

splivinated

How you look when you get up from sleeping and your hair is all over the place.

I was real splivinated when I got up from my nap.

by Randy Dudley December 9, 2008

spliv

A derogatory prison term for a black man.

There sure are alot of splivs in this place.

by Uncle Nutsack June 18, 2006

spliver

A small amount. +/- 6% of something.

Pour me up a spliver of that. It looks slappin.

by Tank-izzle December 16, 2021

splidow

an exclamation, usually with positive connotation, used for describing slam-dunks, acing exams, or bodacious lady parts.

"I jupmed from the free-throw line like Jordan, and splidow! 2 points!" or "This girl walked by, and the booty was like splidow!!"

by Shawnwahn December 9, 2008

splivit

'Splivit' - Noun
A projectile consisting of two quarts of runny shit in a one quart zip lock bag.

Bro, did you get hammered last night? Because you look like you got hit in the face with a splivit.

by SilentQueef March 2, 2017