Splitzroll 

A sexy man who never misses

person: have you heard of Splitzroll?
other guy: of course I have, he never misses

Splitzroll by urmom1239 January 7, 2022

splatrolling 

When you masturbate while somersaulting. Can also be done while having sexual intercourse with another person for bonus pleasure.

Dave: Man, my mom walked in on me splatrolling last night!
Joe: Should've locked your door, Dave.

splatrolling by MC Swoosh June 2, 2015