Splitwood
Splitwood by AlienOrgyEffect August 7, 2017
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Shitwood
"Hell nah' I don't wanna go to Shitwood. They all be playin' like they black and gangstah, but they all paler than fuckin' cream cheese."
Shitwood by Johanathan August 4, 2008
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split wood • Split hood • Shitwood • Splitmoon • spotwood • split condom • solid wood • Spit Doodle • split body • Split hot dog bun
split wood
phrase used when you get with a girl at a bar or party take her home and get her naked, sounds good right, well half way through you realize that she is fucking nasty, fugly and fat AH SHIT DAMMIT gross, so you say you remember some thing and split with a wood
the yag-bombs finally wore off and i found myself fucking bigfoot, hair and all, so i had to split wood and haven't mentioned it sense.
split wood by Jay-Hawk October 3, 2007
Splitmoon
Term 1; (adj.) Spread Asscheeks
Refers to the Crack in someone's ass i.e. "Split".
Term 2; (noun) Top tier PBL player who is one of the coolest people ever. Denies coolness but is in fact, very cool and very skilled.
Refers to the Crack in someone's ass i.e. "Split".
Term 2; (noun) Top tier PBL player who is one of the coolest people ever. Denies coolness but is in fact, very cool and very skilled.
Ex 1; (adj.) "I couldn't use Splitmoon as my username on Club Penguin because they said it was inappropriate, there goes that."
Ex 2; (noun) "Hey guys it's Splitmoon! Isn't he the coolest PBL player ever??"
Ex 2; (noun) "Hey guys it's Splitmoon! Isn't he the coolest PBL player ever??"
Splitmoon by MoonKitten January 10, 2022
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.