Splitwood

A gay guy threesome

Hey wanna have a splitwood??

by AlienOrgyEffect August 7, 2017

Shitwood

Synonym for Stanwood, WA. Used by people who are sick and tired of living in Stanwood.

"Hell nah' I don't wanna go to Shitwood. They all be playin' like they black and gangstah, but they all paler than fuckin' cream cheese."

by Johanathan August 4, 2008

split wood

phrase used when you get with a girl at a bar or party take her home and get her naked, sounds good right, well half way through you realize that she is fucking nasty, fugly and fat AH SHIT DAMMIT gross, so you say you remember some thing and split with a wood

the yag-bombs finally wore off and i found myself fucking bigfoot, hair and all, so i had to split wood and haven't mentioned it sense.

by Jay-Hawk October 3, 2007

Shitwoods

Shitwoods Aka the Shithole on the Hill, is a 1 star Duluth Minnesota estalishment that pretends to be a 5 star business, they sell burnt food and drinks with maggots in them, Shitwoods, a phony business that lies to customers and shits on its employees.

"man this place is really shitwoods"

by Dr Death April 1, 2020

spotwood

The most amazing person in the world its strang but thay usually data anguishes thay are perfect for each other

Spotwoods are perfect.

by Letrose June 25, 2017

Splitmoon

Term 1; (adj.) Spread Asscheeks

Refers to the Crack in someone's ass i.e. "Split".

Term 2; (noun) Top tier PBL player who is one of the coolest people ever. Denies coolness but is in fact, very cool and very skilled.

Ex 1; (adj.) "I couldn't use Splitmoon as my username on Club Penguin because they said it was inappropriate, there goes that."

Ex 2; (noun) "Hey guys it's Splitmoon! Isn't he the coolest PBL player ever??"

by MoonKitten January 10, 2022