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Splicers 

These fucked up deformed psychos that are the result of excessive genetic modification.Usually seen wearing 50's masquerade masks.Appear in the game Bioshock.Classified by their method of attack:

Thuggish-use blunt objects to try to bludgeon you to death.

Leadhead-use pistols and machineguns.

Nitro-use various thrown explosives.

Spider-uses hooks to crawl on walls and for melee attacks or thrown.Extremely agile.

Houdini-constantly teleports,leaving behind a bloody mist,then reappears,using fire or ice plasmids.
Splicers are vulnerable to anti-personel rounds.
Splicers by Razastyle October 16, 2008
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Someone who modifies thier genetic code through the use of plasmids.Will do anything for just a little bit of ADAM,the genetic material the everybody wants,and everybody needs.
"We can't be havin' splicers now,can we"
-Atlas
Splicer by Razastyle_blah August 12, 2008

bloody sploicers 

(1) The main enemy in Bioshock.

(2) One who splices things and stuff.
God Damn bloody sploicers sealed johny in! Gaaahhd damn sploicers!
bloody sploicers by garrusvalhala January 1, 2008
A male or female who's face resembles the face of a Bioshock like splicer. This involves a combination of facial attributes that make someone look weird, disturbing and sometimes even horrifying.

- 'Splicers' are usually people whom have been a little bit to commited to facial reconstruction. Resulting in a somewhat Horrifying and disturbing appearance.

- 'Splicers' can also be People who are born with those facial attributes. The ugly stick effect.

- Someone can also be refered to as a 'splicer' if they have been subjected to a beating or have been in a accident.
Example 1: Donatella Versace is a splicer.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Holy shit dude, did you see that woman over there?

Guy 2 : Nah man :/ what's up?

Guy 1: Just look at her face dude!

Guy 2: FACK!

Guy 2: TIME TO EQUIP MAH ROCKET LAUNCHAH WITH HEAT SEEKING MISSILES ZOMG WTFFFFFF

Guy 1: FACKIN A, DUDE! I'LL BURN HER ASS WITH MAH FIRE PLASMID!!!!!!!
Splicer by Gagnar June 6, 2011

spicers off 

A certain saying of a even more certain South-African History Teacher in regards to removing a 'against school-policy' spray jacket.
Example
Ms W: "Raymon, spicers off dearie!"
spicers off by guguinga October 10, 2018

cock splicer 

You know that boss of yours who just treats you like everything you do is retarded? The 'obviously jealous of your manhood' type = Cock-Splicer/Cock Splicer/CockSplicer
That Jared sure is being a little cock splicer again isn't he?
cock splicer by MrRickSpert September 17, 2016

Splicerific

The positive sensation experienced when you mix two things that are not normally mixed, just like the iced desert called a 'Splice' which consists of vanilla ice cream coated in pine-lime flavoured ice (Who woulda thunk it?!).

You could say that good-looking people of mixed racial ancestry are splicerific.
Jeremy: Hey Jackie, drinking hot tea with milk while eating a raspberry ice block is totally splicerific! I bet the others are regretting the fact that they didn't get stuck right in!
Jackie: Yeah I reckon! I can completely relate to that!
Sven: I have no idea what you are talking about.
Jill: Me neither. I am experiencing extreme regret at not living outside of my comfort zone right now.
Splicerific by teaman2 June 1, 2010
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