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It's basically a sickness where you take a random household object and start humping it. Researchers are not sure where or when this fenomen originated, but it is believed to have spawned from children wathcing too much pron.

(spluh GOT nee uh)
Why is your son here Ms. WHite?
Well, he keeps picking up books and humping them.
Looks like he's got a severe cas of splegotnia
by Norton Johnson December 04, 2006
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