When a rogue squirt of jizz lands in your underwear, leaving you with an uncomfortable sticky sensation that can only be made worse by the presence of pubic hair.
Jim: "My mum almost walked in on me choking the goose the other day"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"
by mylittlewhiteslug October 23, 2018
Get the Splatter cake mug.Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.
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A turd that explodes from your arse with the consistency of sloppy mashed potato... Only brown. Ofter occurs as part of an After Grog Bog (AGB)
by Flatus McTurd'o'head August 6, 2009
Get the Splattercakes mug.A variation of the word 'splattered'. It means the blood and guts were splattered or sprayed around in a messy way, particularly after a moving train hits a certain person.
"Did you see the news yesterday?"
"Yeah that suicidal person got hit by a train. It's said they were splattercated everywhere!"
"Yeah that suicidal person got hit by a train. It's said they were splattercated everywhere!"
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