Splattercakes

A turd that explodes from your arse with the consistency of sloppy mashed potato... Only brown. Ofter occurs as part of an After Grog Bog (AGB)

Hey Dougie, you should have seen the Splattercakes that I just left in your toilet bowl.

by Flatus McTurd'o'head August 6, 2009

Splattercated

A variation of the word 'splattered'. It means the blood and guts were splattered or sprayed around in a messy way, particularly after a moving train hits a certain person.

"Did you see the news yesterday?"

"Yeah that suicidal person got hit by a train. It's said they were splattercated everywhere!"

by cjwuzheree May 4, 2023