A turd that explodes from your arse with the consistency of sloppy mashed potato... Only brown. Ofter occurs as part of an After Grog Bog (AGB)
by Flatus McTurd'o'head August 06, 2009
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When a rogue squirt of jizz lands in your underwear, leaving you with an uncomfortable sticky sensation that can only be made worse by the presence of pubic hair.
Jim: "My mum almost walked in on me choking the goose the other day"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"
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by mylittlewhiteslug October 23, 2018
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