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The space anus. Also refering to 'zoning out' and losing touch with reality if for a fewseconds or a minute.
Dude, that shit looks like the Spanus!

Did you just get sucked into the spanus?
spanus by Nick Farace January 10, 2004
The spine anus. The dreaded condition is found in amateur and sometimes professional artwork when the artist places the butt hole too high.
"Hey, look at this new piece of art!"
"Dude, that shot suffers a huge case of spanus"
spanus by Sonderjen January 10, 2008
An anus that has been ruptured, torn or in extreme cases mutilated.

Results from anal penetration (see SIIMA) where the encroaching object (often the penis) has proven to be too colossol for the given anus.
Conversely, the anus may just be inadequate; this matter is subjective.

Can also result from uncommon excretory patterns if the given anus cannot withstand the extensive girth/width of the excrement.

Originates from "split anus" despite new developments suggesting that "splattered anus" would be more appropriate.

Again one must use one's discretion.
Bob: "Mate me and jenny tried anal yesterday!"
Jim: "Serious?? How'd it go?"
Bob: "Was a bit awkward.. i gave her a splanus"

Luke: "Had a mare on the shitter yesterday mate"
Dan: "what was it too sloppy?"
Luke: " the opposite! It was MASSIVE, i've got a fucking splanus!"
Splanus by Splanus November 8, 2011

Muhammad Sanusi Md Nor 

He is the incumbent Menteri Besar of Kedah who is hardworking for the state and its people. He enjoys a high popularity among Kedahans.

Recently, he has become a target of the communist dictator Anwar Ibrahim and his government. He has nothing wrong, but Anwar wants to jail him so much. This is unacceptable.
Muhammad Sanusi Md Nor will save Malaysia!

ricky spanish 

One of Rogers personas from the television show American Dad. He is known for his cruel actions and horrible past.
ricky spanish by Brody Male October 3, 2017
Someone who look like an artist. Usually very fun to hang out with but can be serious sometimes. He has a very unique way of speaking called 'kecek kelate'.
Man: Is that Sanusi?
Woman: Oh really!! He looks like Michael Jackson
Man2: He is very fun to hang out with
Man3: But sometimes he can be serious too
Man 2: Yeah, sometimes only
sanusi by Praktikum 2 August 3, 2017