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Witch spit 

Witch spit is a highly modified saliva containing toxins that facilitate the immobilization and breakdown of everything, including concrete. Powerful witches able to spit their venom over 3m. These witches almost always have blond hair and their names start with the letters A, L and E.
Witch spit has been used by the military in chemical warfare.
Did you see that, those flowers in the supermarket must have been wilted by witch spit
Witch spit by Joog130380 May 27, 2020

spitbitch 

Literally means the guy at the end of a blowbang who has to kiss the girl who was being blowbanged.
Ethan is such a spitbitch, he really needs to grow a pair and stand up for himself.
spitbitch by C.C. Malone May 17, 2011

shitwitch 

A minor insult using common swear term, 'shit' and the medievel status of 'witch'.

Useful in a variety of social circumstances thanks to its relatively underground usage.

Believed to have come from the UK.
"You ate my sandwich, you shitwitch!"
shitwitch by Tom Kiss June 13, 2005
A scandalous, crazy and/or scary hispanic chick.

That fucking spicwitch stole my purse and slashed my tires!

Why does your sister listen to reggaeton and act like a dumb spicwitch? She`s white!

Watch out! That spicwitch is trying to get pregnant to collect more child support.

Can you believe Rosa broke up Dan`s marriage? I hope that spicwitch burns in Hell!

spicwitch by dopestr33t November 6, 2007

shitwitch 

Bro, you're literally full of shitwitches
shitwitch by shitwitch o'clock April 15, 2022

Shitwitch 

A woman whose behaviour or attitude is shitty, or who is incompetent.
Wow, she double-parked in front of a disabled space. What a total fucking shitwitch!
Shitwitch by CreamPiebrarian August 10, 2024
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