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spiritually married 

A term meaning your married in spirit or in the spirit of marriage.

Put bluntly you have taken your marriage vow, held a ceremony, gone before some kind of spiritual leader, etc. But not legally signed nor leagally bound to your "spouse.

This has been used by many people including:
#The lgbt community (prior prop 8)
#polyamorous
#bigamist
#Polygamist

# people not wanting or unable to commit in a legal binding way.
"Well my wife is legally married to me but my second wife (sister wife) is spiritually married to me"

Spiritually tap that 

The images and thoughts men (and women possibly) get when checking out the opposite sex and begin to deeply imagine sexual activity.

Or on a nerd level or anything super natural.
#1 Dude you checking out Corisa's ass again aren't you?

#2 Yeah.... I'd spiritually tap that.

#1 Haha your hopeless
Spiritually tap that by NidgeDFX January 4, 2012

spiritually speaking 

an expression taken out of context to annoy religious people (especially Christians). Use at the start of any sentence that:
a) is not religious, but could be understood in such way,
b) is not religious at all, or
c) is apparently religious but hints to a sexual meaning.

Much used in religious forums of any kind.
Spiritually speaking, should I stay with my wife, or go out with my girlfriend?

Spiritually speaking, my thing broke down and I can't get to the church, what should I do?
spiritually speaking by triplehex December 26, 2009

Spiritually Feral 

The condition of brutality towards/lack of fear of organized religion a person experiences after converting to atheism.
In tonight's news, three Jehovah's Witnesses were found eviscerated after attempting to minister to a spiritually feral male.

spiritually challenged 

a basic athiest; not believing in a supreme being; lack of association with a religious group; etc...
Most philosophy professors are spiritually challenged.