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Midget Spinner 

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.
Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!
Midget Spinner by Stuneree January 28, 2023
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digit spinner 

let me get my digit spinner to solve this equation
digit spinner by greentopdude August 2, 2017

Blonde Skinnies

Former high school track runners who happen to be blonde. They have a rapid metabolism that operates based off of pure stupidity. They enjoy American cuisine. Farting through thin sweatpants is a large part of their repertoire.
Those hyper blonde skinnies have such low IQs.
Kinnies of Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion (nge), usually sad little losers that no one likes.
person1: omg I hate myself and everyone hates me :((
person2: stfu u are such a shinnie
shinnie by anonymous August 14, 2021
A slur used against "humans" who kins Shinji ikari.
Shinnie: I kin shinji.
Person: oh you shinnie!
Shinnie by Kelrokel July 26, 2021
A shinnie is a person who has identity and self esteem issues and has little to no communication skills. Shinnies tend to deny what they are and to run away from their problems instead of confronting them. Shinnies are also sad losers who are creeps and weirdos.
Person A: Oh my god Ai is such a shinnie
Person B: I know right. They're even trying to deny it!
Shinnie by Not a shinji kinnie October 20, 2021