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Midget Spinner 

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.
Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!
Midget Spinner by Stuneree January 28, 2023
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digit spinner 

let me get my digit spinner to solve this equation
digit spinner by greentopdude August 2, 2017

Blonde Skinnies

Former high school track runners who happen to be blonde. They have a rapid metabolism that operates based off of pure stupidity. They enjoy American cuisine. Farting through thin sweatpants is a large part of their repertoire.
Those hyper blonde skinnies have such low IQs.
Kinnies of Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion (nge), usually sad little losers that no one likes.
person1: omg I hate myself and everyone hates me :((
person2: stfu u are such a shinnie
shinnie by anonymous August 14, 2021
A slur used against "humans" who kins Shinji ikari.
Shinnie: I kin shinji.
Person: oh you shinnie!
Shinnie by Kelrokel July 26, 2021
A shinnie is a person who has identity and self esteem issues and has little to no communication skills. Shinnies tend to deny what they are and to run away from their problems instead of confronting them. Shinnies are also sad losers who are creeps and weirdos.
Person A: Oh my god Ai is such a shinnie
Person B: I know right. They're even trying to deny it!
Shinnie by Not a shinji kinnie October 20, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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