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A young male, particularly a teenager, who gets off on girls in comas, deep sleep, or any other form of unconsciousness.
Mark: Hey Bill, look at that kid over there! He's masturbating over that sleeping chick!

Bill: *Sigh* Pulling a Shinji...
by Theshizirl September 18, 2007
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Shinji is a male teenager, who would not take things seriously and would fail the task.
Please be serious about your work, don't be a Shinji.
by XGarDX October 25, 2017
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