spikey poop

A jagged mineral like expulsion associated with explosive anal pain after constipation

Daquarita ate a whole block of cheese, then she had a spikey poop. That poop was on fleek.

by daquarita February 17, 2015

Spikey Poop

A poop that hurts when it comes out. (Just like how spikes hurt)

Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out

Chad: Hey, I just had a spikey poop and it hurt like buttcheeks!

Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine

by POOPEATER6969420 August 18, 2020

spiky poop

A large, living, serpent like poop covered in bloody spikes. It slithers around and spikes people to devour them. It usually comes out when people eat too many baconburgers or donuts. Also, it can come of a stale hot pocket that isn't cleaned out.

Oh my God! The spiky poop impaled Jorge! Run!

by Mr. Ornelas September 14, 2017

Spiky Poop

An evil embodiment of vile feces, spawned when a person eats too many baconburgers and donuts. They are generally long and snake-like, covered in spikes, and have no front or end. The more it consumes, the larger it grows, until it cannot be stopped.

He stared into the toilet with horror as he saw the newly spawned spiky poop writhing within the bowl.

by Mr. Ornelas May 28, 2018

poop spikes

Strange pointy spikes that appear when a tight shirt is worn over pants or shorts that have a lot of buttons, pockets, accecories, etc. on the back, and kind of looks like crap sticking out from behind the shirt.

"Yo that kid's crazy wearin that tight shirt over those cargo shorts"

"Yeah, man! Look at the poop spikes stickin' out the back!"

by Motz September 20, 2008

Spikenpoople

A dutch drinking game.
Tie one end of the string to a nail, and the other end to your belt loop above your buttcrack. Your job is to dip your nail into a full can/bottle before your competitors can. Once your nail is dipped--chug!

A: "Hey man, feel like a game of Spikenpoople tonight?"
B: "You get the beer, I'll get the nails."

by Chclt May 3, 2011