Spider One 

Hottie front man of synth-metal band Powerman 5000. Rob Zombie's brother. Hard body, deranged expression and voice like a drill sergeant. Best known for songs "When Worlds Collide" & "Bombshell".

Did you see Spider One back when he had Bright As Fuck Yellow hair?

Spider One by LyraDove May 27, 2014

One Legged Spider 

When a man inserts his penis into a sleeping person's open mouth, and blames any of the victim's side-effects the following morning on spiders.

Jason: "Jeez my throat is sore and dry, I must've slept with my mouth open"

Kyle: "Maybe you ate a spider?"

Jason: "Was it a One Legged Spider? God-dammit that's nasty"

One Legged Spider by MOAR!? November 27, 2011

One cheek slider

When a person has underwear or under garments in their butt crack (wedgie), and does a leg lift motion to remove the under garments or underwear from the crevasse without hands. A leg motion such as upper outer quick motion, otherwise known as the swirl. This motion helps remove underwear or under garments with the utmost discretion from the butt crack. To be defined as a one cheek slider no hands or appendages will be involved during the removal of clothing material. The one cheek slider must only be performed while standing. Performing the one cheek slider while sitting can pose great risk due to material wedging itself further into the buttock crevasse causing injury or ulceration.

Woah! Did you just do the one cheek slider?

I was mesmerized by watching an elegant woman perform the one cheek slider with such poise and grace. I couldn't believe my eyes.

One cheek slider by Twigsntwoberries August 26, 2023

spidernecking 

The act of squatting and plugging both ears with your index fingers, while attempting to drink any beverage through a long straw, thats positioned on a flat surface about five feet high. This process is thought to be a remedy for the hiccups.

"Shaun must've had a gnarly case of hiccups! I just seen him outside spidernecking!"

spidernecking by xninjx June 5, 2024