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One Legged Spider 

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When a man inserts his penis into a sleeping person's open mouth, and blames any of the victim's side-effects the following morning on spiders.
Jason: "Jeez my throat is sore and dry, I must've slept with my mouth open"

Kyle: "Maybe you ate a spider?"

Jason: "Was it a One Legged Spider? God-dammit that's nasty"
One Legged Spider by MOAR!? November 27, 2011
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Spider One • One Legged Spider • One cheek slider • spidernecking • spider's nest • spider cones • Spider money shot • Spider-Ned • Spider-Nerd • spider on the ceiling

One cheek slider

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When a person has underwear or under garments in their butt crack (wedgie), and does a leg lift motion to remove the under garments or underwear from the crevasse without hands. A leg motion such as upper outer quick motion, otherwise known as the swirl. This motion helps remove underwear or under garments with the utmost discretion from the butt crack. To be defined as a one cheek slider no hands or appendages will be involved during the removal of clothing material. The one cheek slider must only be performed while standing. Performing the one cheek slider while sitting can pose great risk due to material wedging itself further into the buttock crevasse causing injury or ulceration.
Woah! Did you just do the one cheek slider?

I was mesmerized by watching an elegant woman perform the one cheek slider with such poise and grace. I couldn't believe my eyes.
One cheek slider by Twigsntwoberries August 26, 2023
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spidernecking 

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The act of squatting and plugging both ears with your index fingers, while attempting to drink any beverage through a long straw, thats positioned on a flat surface about five feet high. This process is thought to be a remedy for the hiccups.
"Shaun must've had a gnarly case of hiccups! I just seen him outside spidernecking!"
spidernecking by xninjx June 5, 2024
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Stinky Bobby

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When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
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chud run

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A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
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flophouse 

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Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026
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