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spicy sausage

when a man is fucking a chick from behind and just before he cums he pulls his cock out and shoves his freshly chewed tobacco in her pussy and fucks her with his "sausage" again until he cums inside.
girl "that asshole john gave me a spicy sausage last night"

girl 2 "ouch, i bet that kinda stings a little huh"

girl "yeah, but later on I told Mark I would suck his dick
if he would give John a fuzzy musket"
spicy sausage by mbs17686 December 9, 2008

spicy sausage

a sausage so spicy, you will say "that was a spicy sausage" in class.
the spicy sausage i had for lunch is still burning my mouth
spicy sausage by no chill novia February 23, 2015

speecy spicy sausage 

Phrase coined by Heath Ledger in the epic masterpiece Brokeback Mountain.
Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh! Oh yes, Heath Ledger! Oh! Oh yes! It's like a big sausage! Oh yes!
Heath Ledger: That's right, Jake Gyllenhaal. It is. It's a speecy spicy sausage! How do you like that?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh yes!
speecy spicy sausage by cfs14 April 28, 2006

The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme

When you trick your partner by using a ramen noodle spice package as a condom but then they give you a blowjob and taste the seasoning. They bite your dick with the intent of revenge but realize that you we're using a sausage casing full of chicken blood as your dick the whole time.
"I gave my girl The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme and she didn't call the cops on me"
"She's a keeper bro"
"I know I'm thinking of proposing this July"
"Oh no way, congrats bro"
"Thanks, bro"

The spicy sausage 

When a guy is fucking a girl doggie style and then puts hot sauce on his dick before shoving it in the girls ass.
Brad gave me The Spicy Sausage last night and it made my ass feel sick! Douche my ass with milk Jasmin!

Spicy Italian Sausage 

A Spicy Italian Sausage is when you try to get freaky with a girl so she offers a footjob, then proceeds to Indian Burn your dick with her feet.
Person A: "Dude why do you have a limp, did you get freaky last night? Haha"
Person B: "She offered a FJ and gave me Indian Burn in the process"
Person A: "hahaha dude, she gave you a Spicy Italian Sausage? That's what you get for trying to spice up your sex life"