Definitions by Amy_S

Go on up 

Taken from 2 Kings 2:23, literally meaning go to heaven, is a phrase used to mock Christians, especially when they're being belligerent. Unlike the story in the bible, the user will generally not get retribution for using this phrase.

Go on up, you baldhead!

Go on up by Amy_S April 19, 2019

derptheist 

An atheist or agnostic who doesn't know the basic scientific theories as to why intelligent design cannot exist.

"Joe is a derptheist. He cannot even explain the Big Bang and why God is implausible."

derptheist by Amy_S March 27, 2019

butthole clencher

Anything that causes enough excitement to tighten one's butthole. Can be thrilling or scary.

Man, this horror game is a real butthole clencher.

butthole clencher by Amy_S April 1, 2017

effidol

A metaphorical drug which allows a person to stop being affected as much over a negative or stressful event, essentially allowing them to think 'eff it all.'

We lost the game pretty badly, so I took some effidol.

effidol by Amy_S March 24, 2017

Spicy sausage

A sex technique where the recipient covers their penis in hot sauce, then the partner licks the hot sauce off.

My girlfriend wanted a spicy sausage. It burned my dick a lot.

Spicy sausage by Amy_S January 26, 2017

Schrodinger's disease 

The condition where, until properly tested by a health professional, a person may or may not have any number of cancers, organ problems, infections or miscellaneous ailments. Therefore, they are simultaneously diseased and healthy.

"I have a dull pain in my side, but until I know whether it's something serious or just a muscle ache, I have Schrodinger's disease."

Schrodinger's disease by Amy_S October 14, 2016