derptheist

An atheist or agnostic who doesn't know the basic scientific theories as to why intelligent design cannot exist.

"Joe is a derptheist. He cannot even explain the Big Bang and why God is implausible."

by Amy_S March 27, 2019

butthole clencher

Anything that causes enough excitement to tighten one's butthole. Can be thrilling or scary.

Man, this horror game is a real butthole clencher.

by Amy_S April 01, 2017

effidol

A metaphorical drug which allows a person to stop being affected as much over a negative or stressful event, essentially allowing them to think 'eff it all.'

We lost the game pretty badly, so I took some effidol.

by Amy_S March 24, 2017

Spicy sausage

A sex technique where the recipient covers their penis in hot sauce, then the partner licks the hot sauce off.

My girlfriend wanted a spicy sausage. It burned my dick a lot.

by Amy_S January 27, 2017

Schrodinger's disease

The condition where, until properly tested by a health professional, a person may or may not have any number of cancers, organ problems, infections or miscellaneous ailments. Therefore, they are simultaneously diseased and healthy.

"I have a dull pain in my side, but until I know whether it's something serious or just a muscle ache, I have Schrodinger's disease."

by Amy_S October 14, 2016

Go on up

Taken from 2 Kings 2:23, literally meaning go to heaven, is a phrase used to mock Christians, especially when they're being belligerent. Unlike the story in the bible, the user will generally not get retribution for using this phrase.

Go on up, you baldhead!

by Amy_S April 19, 2019